@OhNoSheTwitnt: The moral of Snow White is if a woman poisons you because you're prettier than her, find some men to chase her off a cliff while you sleep.
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@Dawn_M_: Don't date men who will hold open a door for you. Date men who will punch a squirrel in the face for chittering it's teeth at you.
@shariv67: The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
@ItsAndyRyan: I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes.