@hero_ofthenight: The more laundry I do, the less nudists seem crazy to me.
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@batkaren: [after lover's spat] ME: Honey. Lamb chop. Sweetie cakes. HER: You're just naming foods. ME: Pumpkin. Muffin. HER: ... ME: Zucchini bread.
@ch000ch: need to find a better way to trick my dog into taking his medication bc the last 2 times he tricked me into taking it
@andylevy: "Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to" - The President of the United States