@chuchugoogoo: the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab
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@XplodingUnicorn: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself.
@thesulk: Then a guy with a rope necklace and flat brimmed hat came in and everyone felt better about their own problems.
@trojansauce: DATE: *takes a sip of her water* ME: haha ok wow can you tone down the pda you're behaving very erotically
@TheNardvark: Just got my invitation to Lady Gaga's wedding reception. I can choose between beef or chicken. Not for the meal, that's the dress code.