@SaraThomas84: The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone
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@LuvPug: It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option.
@Thereeveryday: The 4 stage of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Clause 4. You look like Santa Claus
@PYWL: I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway.