@WritingWilkie: The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I called my teacher "mom" during sex.
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@rolldiggity: 1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms.
@CA_Country: My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you'll need a shovel and map to find him.
@bluebonetbabies: I love how we have a big tv so my 3 kids can crowd around the tiny iPad and argue over not being able to see.
@WildeThingy: Teacher "Hi, why are you here?" Me "Um, isn't this the beginners' philosophy class?" Teacher "Yes and you're off to a really bad start."