@carlyken: The most important lesson I learned from watching The Muppet Show is when cooking meth always test your product on the drummer of the band
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@Lhlodder: Lord help the person who honks at a mom while she’s strapping her kids in their car seats. It was already gonna take an hour to get us ready, but now it might just take 2.
@JasonLastname: 1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos