@WheelTod: The most judgmental aquatic mammal is probably the seal of disapproval.
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@sofarrsogud: Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face
@KimmyMonte: *judge bangs gavel* Ok let's reconvene after a quick 20 min recess *immediately knocks over defense attorney to get to the slide first*
@LizHackett: I seem pretty put together for a grown woman who imagines she's traveling through a wormhole each time she pulls a turtleneck over her head.
@caliluvgirl77: I love when my friends start selling weight loss shakes because that's one less person I ever have to talk to again.