@_youhadonejob1: The most Russian headline ever.
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@prufrockluvsong: her: my therapist keeps canceling appointments to go on vacation to who knows where me: [under breath] whereapist
@EndhooS: Wife: He's just so literal all of the time, he gets so confused Psychiatrist: Is this true? Me: [worried] Are u really gonna make me shrink?
@TheTalkingPipe: I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me.