@juskewitch: The most troubling examples of sexism, homophobia and racism that I've ever heard are things I've said driving on the New Jersey Turnpike.
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@Mostly_Cheese: Me: What’d you do this weekend? Her: I got a henna tattoo. Me: (picturing a chicken with body art) Like for her birthday or something?
@Pundamentalism: To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.
@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?" "Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."