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@murrman5: *doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? "with my hands" let's give it a minute
@Aspersioncast: My "Savings Account" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets.
@AnOrangeSNES: "Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* "Screw this!"
@withanewname: The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake.