@SortaBad: The most unbelievable song lyric of all-time is a woman saying “it’s raining men” and another woman following-up with “hallelujah!”
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@DaHess1: You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market.
@bigmacher: No, I'm not telling my wife the reason we need a new blender is because I didn't remove the pit from the avocado, that's between us.