@TDeeRock: The most underused drug is birth control pills.
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@samknight1: What if global warming *is* a hoax and we clean up our air and oceans, create millions of jobs, and become energy independent for nothing?
@Blarebare: I'm seriously considering taking up falconry. Someone pisses me off? BAM! Falcon, right in the face.
@__iCE_CREAM__: Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it
@MartaEffing: *leaning seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Me: how much for the entire case? Donut shop clerk: ma'am, $8.99 a dozen