@TheMichaelRock: The movie Noah would be more entertaining if it was combined with Sharknado.
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@RyanHolmquist: Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then
@Dawn_M_: Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You.
@Scdavis24: Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.
@ch000ch: i've grown my mustache down over my mouth and all the other ventriloquists here are wondering why they never thought of that before