@TheMichaelRock: The movie Noah would be more entertaining if it was combined with Sharknado.
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@iGreenMonk: Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight.
@Underchilde: Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
@sammyrhodes: Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.