@KentWGraham: The movie scene where discarded clothes lead to lovers in bed, except it’s my clothes leading to my wife picking them up and cursing me.
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@ShittyComedian: Anytime I'm using a stall in a public restroom and someone knocks on the door, I always say, "Did you bring the lube?" As loud as possible.
@JoParkerBear: Sometimes, I worship the devil, but only to disappoint my parents. I'm not really invested.
@BradBroaddus: It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window.