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@ItsAndyRyan: "The N stands for number – so no need to say 'PIN number'.
"Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'.

“The N stands for number – so no need to say ‘PIN number’.
“Terribly sorry, I’ll start again: ‘You’re dead if you don’t give me your PIN’.

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