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@7_Cents: The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond.
@arandomhim: I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt
@Flattliner: I'm introducing a new calendar system:
B.C. = Before Children.
A.D. = After Divorce.
@Brampersandon_: Establish dominance. Never let a dog lick you first
@Matt_the_1st: Who me? Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
@internetluke: Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always "no MSG" me back