@SodomyClown: The Nationwide commercial didn't make me feel anything but I once dropped my chicken nuggets and cried for an hour and forty minutes.
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@GloriaFallon123: I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen
@laurajennyjo: I'm not going to intervene next time my kids start fighting, I'm just going to close the door and whoever comes out alive will be my kid
@Christi_Q: Dating is hard because guys are like "You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?" and girls are like "It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"
@LOsepyan: Ever wonder how the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow?