@68Cly29: The neighbors are looking at me strangely again. Like they have never seen a man sitting on his roof with a pair binoculars before.
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@iliza: A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was "yesss" because I'm nosey.
@Pro_Jones_: Dad Dinosaur: Look son a shooting star make a wish! Angsty Teen Dinosaur: I wish it would hit us and kill us all.