@RidiculousSheri: The neighbors with the baby moved out, and now the loudest crying heard throughout the entire apartment complex comes from me.
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@WGladstone: My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor.
@Love_bug1016: Santa read your DMs. The only thing you're getting for Christmas is a prayer group on Facebook.
@TheHyyyype: [realtor school, day 1] INSTRUCTOR: are you able to walk through a house while describing things that everyone can already see? CLASS: *nods* INSTRUCTOR: *hands out diplomas*
@AbbyHasIssues: If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I'm trying to unlock it more than two times, I'm driving off without you.