@RidiculousSheri: The neighbors with the baby moved out, and now the loudest crying heard throughout the entire apartment complex comes from me.
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@littlestp123: boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say "ouch rocks" when walking on rocks
@Travon: I'm opening a restaurant called "It doesn't matter, whatever you want" since every girl alive wants guys to take them there.
@t_cuppp: Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results.
@Reverend_Scott: Me: Welcome back to Fishin' with Jesus. We only caught two fish so far- Jesus: [standing on water] Count those fish again *winks at camera*