@ryaninco: The neighbors yard smells like weed. I'm glad those seeds I threw over the fence are starting to grow.
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@mrjohntofu: What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won't buy the book.
@GrrrRach: I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets.
@robdelaney: Take 1/5th the $ car insurance companies spend on advertising, apply it to health care, and everyone can have golden organs and never die.
@ChaseMit: Just saw a guy riding a skateboard, holding a surfboard. Dunno where he's going but I assume there's Mountain Dew there.