@Hobo_Splendido: The nephew I'm babysitting has been in a corn maze since Thursday, but I rationalize by thinking he has plenty to eat.
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@Phook75: So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response
@MeanGein: Algebra is like sex. I didn't really get it in high school, and I definitely don't get it now.
@MoistPork: I just typed "relationship" and it came up "delusional" on my phone. First time I realized my phone really is smart.
@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.