@omerwahaj: The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8.
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@karlainvt: Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
@markleggett: Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say "You can only pick one."
@JustBeingEmma: My mother's kitchen floor is so clean you could eat off it. You could eat off mine too, there's all kinds of stuff down there.