@meladoodle: The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had
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@PeachCoffin: The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl.
@GibJimson: My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions.
@VampireIguana: Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally