@Fred_Delicious: The news is so predictable nowadays
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@The_MartiniGirl: Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain.
@kevinrowe1: At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date.
@squirrel74wkgn: My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights.