@Fred_Delicious: The news is so predictable nowadays
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@PwrFulWmn: "It's just a shell... it's just a shell... it's just a shell." - my foot touching anything in the ocean.
@sameverlark_: Joe: Hey Barack, why does Trump wanna ban preshredded cheese Barack: Joe please Joe: TO MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN Barack: I swear to God
@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: don't buy cheap duct tape. Your basement guests can chew right through that.