@TimFernholz: The @NewYorker buying Twitter ads to promote its article about how Twitter is dying kind of undercuts the thesis
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@Jeffwni: [1st date] Me: I've got crabs [date leaves] [back home looking at my fish tank] "It's all right guys, one day I'll find one who'll like you"
@dinnersruined: Welcome to innuendo club. This is going to be a long and hard session, if you know what I mean.
@corinnemlwsw: My coat is so covered with dog fur that someone's probably going to throw red paint on me at some point today.