@TuffyNyC: The next person who calls it an ATM Machine is getting sent to the ICU Unit.
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@caliluvgirl77: [introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] "Hi, I usually don't make it this far"
@errdayhustlah: I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa María only to find Dora had already explored America.
@HomeProbably: Her: Give me a chat up line? Me: Uh ok, are you a zookeeper? Her: *laughs* Because I'm so captivating? Me: No, you smell like an animal.