@calluptome: The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
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@rachelle_mandik: "Actually I have a lot of secs" is apparently not the right answer to "Do you have a sec?"
@kfoagkfoag: I can only listen to Russian classical music after drinking creamy tea too fast. The chai cough's key
@copymama: I'm the kind of mom who burns one side of the grilled cheese, serves it to her kid with the non-burned side up, and crosses her fingers.
@causticbob: Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! #HappyBirthdayBob