@calluptome: The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
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@n_brayshaw: tried on a bra in Primark & it was nice so I went to buy it but there was no tag so the guy went to find a supervisor to get a code, comes back & goes "this isn't ours, it's a swap" so someone has literally left THEIR OWN BRA on a hanger in order to shoplift one AND I TRIED IT ON
@moooooog35: The 7-yr old has the flu so I'm letting her lick the envelopes of all my credit card bills.
@KentWGraham: I guess writing “To Whom It May Concern” on the note of apology isn’t the wisest idea when your wife accuses you of being cold and impersonal.