@jonnysun: the next time u see a fork in the road, just try to remeber that at least, no mater wat u did, u werent the person who tried to eat the road
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@thatdutchperson: I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote.
@CubanaMama82: I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work.