@RamblingMachine: The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
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@iscoff: Sometimes if you say "Wow, you're tall!" to a tall person they realize they're tall for the first time and thank you with cash
@ThisOneSayz: "My favorite sex fantasy starts with you bringing me wine..." And then? "Cheese." Mmmm and then? "You close the door from outside."