@RamblingMachine: The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
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@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
@ch000ch: cops at DUI checkpoints should just check to see if u texted ur ex at some point throughout the night
@Sickayduh: "Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything. "Pfft losers"
@krishna_van: Quitting the gym because it's easier, quicker and cheaper to simply invite my friends over for dinner every day and make them fatter than me