@TheAlexNevil: The number of things that are *not* rocket science is staggering.
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@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.
@TheToddWilliams: [interview] BOSS: So I see you majored in communication? ME: No…miscommunication BOSS: Your resume clearly says communication ME: See?