@TheAlexNevil: The number of things that are *not* rocket science is staggering.
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@Dr_awfulpants: [Doctor office] -How are you feeling? -Not good. -Any side effects from the medication? *cries tears of fire* -Now that you mention it...
@MiniiG: If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend
@sucittaM: Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry.