@TheAlexNevil: The number of things that are *not* rocket science is staggering.
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@LADaddy: The person who came up with "happily ever after" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years.
@leslid79: Oh, you solved a murder? I guess that's cool. One time I didn't run over my ex when I saw him crossing the street. I prevented a murder.
@HenpeckedHal: Some say their relationship is built on trust. Others, friendship. Mine is built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
@Marlebean: I don't care if you're 30 or 50, sometimes I'll flirt with you. -"I'm 21." Omg eww, get away from me!