@TheAlexNevil: The number of things that are *not* rocket science is staggering.
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@_b1p0larbear: Thinking about kids? My son poured syrup in every floor vent. 11 years later it still smells like waffles every time the heat comes on.
@MarfSalvador: [Camping] Her: You didn't bring food? Him: No Her: Or toilet paper? Him: Why would we need toilet paper if we don't have food?
@Schmoodles: Me: Girls' night in!!! Cat: I'm a cat. Me: You're my best friend. Cat: I'm not even a girl cat. Me: So it's like a date? Cat: Get help.