@JohnHilsen: The number one piece of advice I could give to fish is to stay hydrated.
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@seriouslyemily: This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here.
@Parentpains: If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Interviewer: When were you most satisfied at your last job? Me: After lunch, next question.
@FrankCurtisB: When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty.