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@AGreaterMonster: The odds of an asteroid hitting Earth are the same as one bullet hitting another bullet in a duel.

Dinosaurs: We'll take those odds!

The odds of an asteroid hitting Earth are the same as one bullet hitting another bullet in a duel.

Dinosaurs: We’ll take those odds!

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