@WheelTod: The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean.
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@tsm560: Me: I'm a carnivore. Vegan friend: I know. Me: I'm a carnivore. VF: You just said... Me: I'm a carnivore. VF: Ok! I get it! Me: I eat meat.
@Loving_Life1996: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.
@TheBeerGuy73: The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.