@michaelianblack: The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media.
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@UltraPunch: It's impossible to say "mesh" without sounding like Sean Connery... Also you just tried it.
@TheCatWhisprer: I've never been camping but one time I ordered something from Amazon that wasn't Prime Eligible.
@SteveSuckington: [walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] "What are you supposed to be?" ME: I'm not wearing a costume
@StoferComic: An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius. I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen...