@michaelianblack: The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media.
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@SCbchbum: If horror movies have taught me anything, it's lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as "mother" or "father."
@GabbbarSingh: If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today.
@sad_tree: *shows up to date with horse drawn carriage* "I'm so surprised!" Yes it's a terrible drawing of a carriage but he didn't have thumbs so
@3sunzzz: [wine class] Swirl your wine. Inhale its aroma. What do you smell? ME: wine Can you smell its buttery oaky notes? ME: nope, still wine