@michaelianblack: The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media.
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@VeryLonelyLuke: I'm good at making friends. Wait, that's not right. Correction: I'm good at making friends up.
@UpscaleHobo: Why isn't there a roomba that cuts grass? Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood.
@longwall26: If someone you know is stressed out, be sure to tell them they need to relax. You'd be surprised how many people hadn't thought of that.