@Ideal_Victoria: The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others.
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@jwoodham: You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird.
@thatUPSdude: Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.
@Awk0Tacoo: I covered my boyfriend's laptop in melted cheese and now he's really mad at me. I mean, what did he expect when he asked for Mac and cheese?