@QwertyJones3: The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.
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@heatherlou_: If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech.
@rolldiggity: 1. Loan someone a pocket knife. 2. Take it back by wrapping it in a rag. 3. Explain you need a knife with someone else's prints on it.
@DownFrontArtist: The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you.
@zachv86: *speaks at high school graduation* Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info.