@QwertyJones3: The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.
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@Manda_like_wine: In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread.
@nayele18maybe: I’ve never applied makeup while driving, but I have eaten an entire rotisserie chicken.
@bfrosty04: Vicodin and Scotch. When you absolutely, positively need to wake up underneath your neighbor's swing-set.