@QwertyJones3: The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.
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@audipenny: Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles
@Zhanny001: @funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
@rickygervais: RIP Ronaldo's Moth. The world's most famous footballing insect has died after a long and illustrious career. He was 6 weeks old.