@ShanaRose21: The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward's anger.
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@daemonic3: "Choose password" > 123bob "Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters" > gameofthrones "OK"
@omerwahaj: What's the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?
@KalvinMacleod: NEWS: 1.3 million people die in car accidents a year ME: [driving with my knees so I can put two hands on my burger] that's hard to believe
@KKBowls: [at my house after 1st date] me: so, do you wanna have some sex? her: well, I don't normally do this...but I think I'll pass