@ShanaRose21: The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward's anger.
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@Try2StopME: A Guy Doing Push Ups 'One.. Two.. Three..' *A Girl Passes by..* Guy: "82.. 83.. 84.."
@rockymomax: [me as a magician] *pulls rabbit from hat* AUDIENCE: ooOoOo *pulls knife from hat* A: ooOoOo *pulls sautée pan from hat* A: NNOOOOOO