@robwhisman: the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!
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@JWilsonGA: Wife: I'm making breakfast for dinner tonight. What do you want? Me: Bacon. Wife: And? Me: *blank stare* Wife: AND? Me: A napkin?