@robwhisman: the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!
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@Overdue_Bills: Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand.
@MariyaAlexander: Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm.
@Vodkantots: It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body.