@Home_Halfway: The Olympics are my favorite 3 week event where I get to harshly judge people way better than me.
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@ComedicBust: ME: What'd you want for dinner? MY GOTHIC GF: I pray that the lord of darkness will claim my body & soul before sunset. ME: Chinese it is.
@FinnMcIver: our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we'd been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it
@LinajkReturns: Before you unleash her inner goddess, try to find out if she's channeling Aphrodite or Medusa.