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@LukewSavage: The Onion called it...again.
@Phook75: They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave.
@HomeProbably: I have caller ID for the front door.
If you don't call me first, I am NOT answering the door.
@deegeemindi: In my house "no" means keep doing it till mom loses her shit.
@NoToFeminism: I don’t need feimsm i like my men to be REAL MEN! the worst day of my life was when i realised i had mistakenly married a big bag of oranges
@TitansHomer: Florida be like...