@aveuaskew: The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
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@jonnysun: "to my son, i leave my bathroom scale" the lawyer sighs "because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"
@timdonakowski: Why would anyone become an architect when everything you do gets destroyed in an X-Men movie?