@thetobbie: The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji...
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@ch000ch: I wanna get HAMMERED tonight. Seriously? Yeah, drunk as hell, bro. Riiight. Of course, of course. *quietly slides hammer back into sleeve*
@MouthOfSass: While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that.
@zacharyflynn: If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great.
@Jenny4ashley: Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway.