@pakalupapito: the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money
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@SondraDeeMe: I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound.
@WheelTod: Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week.
@jazmasta: Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
@Schmoodles: I dress up as a Girl Scout for my boyfriend, but just so we can practice our elaborate cookie heist.