@deardilettante: The only good thing about people who wear too much cologne is that they're easier to set on fire.
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@GrandadJFreeman: That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the garbage.
@MarkAFuqua_Hunt: I'll always be here for you.... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you.
@markleggett: I'm on the powerlifting forums, trying to convince everyone that kissing another man before you bench gives you an awesome adrenaline boost.