@rationalists: The only lie Republicans haven't told about Obama is he's white.
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@AmishPornStar1: "Awwww, that is so sweet! I think you're outstanding too!" me, to the collection agency
@jonnysun: MOM ITS NOT A DOLLHOUSE IM PRETENDING TO BE A GIANTE THATS TERRORIZING A FAMILY GOSH *waits for mom to leave* and im makig them have tea