@rationalists: The only lie Republicans haven't told about Obama is he's white.
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@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
@kentgrossarth: Vegetarian: 'You know, a cow died so you could have that burger'. Me: 'Maybe he died because you keep eating all of his food'.
@pplwtching: Knowing when to keep opinions to yourself is a skill... That I do not possess, apparently.