@Owl_Meat: The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti
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@KylePlantEmoji: [coding] I don't know what I did wrong. I'm an idiot *ten minutes later* I know what I did wrong. I'm an idiot.
@BenjaminJS: Martin Shkreli at prison commissary: "Can I buy shower sandals?" "That'll be $700" "I thought it was $13.50" "The price suddenly went up"
@ElleOhHell: "Dumb as a bag of hammers" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once.