@Storminika: The only reason I watch political speeches is cause I'm hoping there's gonna be a sniper.
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@DillDoes: *throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright
@ValeeGrrl: If you guys need me I'll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine.
@DaHess1: @BurgerKing I love the way all employees working the drive thru speak English as a 14th language. I just got a frog and an avocado.
@PinkCamoTO: Trainer: What's the most intense part of your work out? Me: Getting into my sports bra.