@MoneypennyNaked: The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill.
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@Sanbel11: I just bought a beautiful 18th century bowl. It even has a little sign on the bottom that says dishwasher safe.
@lazerdoov: I bought "extra whitening" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English
@greggjgc79: [catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened.
@PFitzpa: My husband & I have a secret signal we use when it's time to leave a party. I pull an air horn out of my purse and blast it.