@MoneypennyNaked: The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill.
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@Snarfernini: I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking.
@thenoahkinsey: Me: So if I call Canada it's billed as international? Phone rep: Yes. Cuz Canada is a country. Me: You should hear how ridiculous you sound.
@InThaBurbs: Taking my sunglasses out of 2's hands while he naps in the car is the closest I will come to diffusing a bomb.
@KimDotcom: "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate." - Albert Einstein