@nachosarah: the only reason you should be showing me pictures of your kids is if they're missing or you want them to be
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@jjhartinger: I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter
@dumbbeezie: I don't care how many stars this restaurant has, I'm ordering the grilled cheese sandwich
@Piecezilla: Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised.