@nachosarah: the only reason you should be showing me pictures of your kids is if they're missing or you want them to be
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@Storminika: Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector.
@tastefactory: When Leo said, "To all my friends, you know who you are" he was talking about the bear
@muskrat_john: "WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?" Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married her stuffed bear to a stuffed pony.
@Black__Elvis: Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.