@Parentpains: The only standards I have in life are about the quality of alcohol I consume, and even that gets sketchy after about 5 drinks.
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@preciousadidas: Biden: So here's the plan, I'll tackle him and you go in for the knockout Obama: Joe please. Biden: too far? Okay what about- Obama
@clarkekant: One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever.
@heroinsdemise: What many don't know, "Riverdance" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet.